Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming.
Our swimwear is not the first thing you would think of when taking a trip to the snow, but our latest technological breakthrough will keep you warm, even in the coldest climate. The process involves transfusing the blood of tiny warm-blooded animals that are included on our swimwear directly into your body. The animals will not be harmed in the process, but they will probably get quite slow and drowsy if you decide to spend your whole day on the snow in your swimwear.
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