Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming.
Work from our R&D lab has been leaked by company whistleblowers and published on our swimwear by accomplishers in our design team, who are now taking refuge in a Bali resort. The print shows advanced planning of our flight suit and self-driving swimwear that is set for release next year, which they’ll probably leak as well saving our marketing budget the expense of advertising.
