Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.ing.
Making swimwear is fun but it doesn’t pay the bills, so on the side we have a sophisticated underground distillery designed to produce the most refined liquors on the illegal market. A final magical step in our refining process includes passing the liquor through our swimwear for a filtration that leaves our drinks smooth and slightly colourful and our swimwear well sanitised.
