swimLet’s get the clothes off and jam together. I’ll give you hip-to-knee coverage with contoured panelling, flatlock stitching and front pouch lining.
Customers love our products so much they have been known to run the streets wearing them, which occasionally lands them in trouble with the law. But don’t be disheartened, as we’ve now included discreet tools hidden within your swimwear that will help you escape jail if you find yourself locked up. There’s the blade of a hack saw in your leg elastic and a small chisel running along the stitching. So feel confident running the streets, with the knowledge you can free yourself from prison if things don’t go to plan.
