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As we prepare to colonise Mars and other faraway planets it’s essential that we all get used to tinned food and dieting pills. As part of the campaign, we plan to supply your new swimwear in a tin of sweet sugary syrup or a large blister pack with a raspberry flavoured coating to show you how delicious and exciting processed products can be. Make the switch now so by the time you board your flight to Mars you will have forgotten about the joys of eating fresh, healthy food.
