Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
As global temperatures continue to rise unabated, we are planning for a future where mountaineers will strip off their sub-zero temperature clothing and wear nothing but swimwear, as they battle their way to the summit of the world’s highest peaks. At the same time, our marketing department are working with some of the world’s top mountaineers to teach them body waxing and suitable Insta poses for the perfect swimwear shot on top of the world.
